fair is fair

I am the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy. Who the hell are you? Nobody!

midwestern decorating

  • Lara: The little apple towels in the hanging basket are so correct.
  • Me: i'm partial to the dolphin shower curtain (also, please note the axe body spray on the bathroom counter).
  • Lara: Noted! Also something about that little boom box. And that hand painted cabinet, too small to hold anything but the kinds of shampoos you get at the Best Western. lovely.
  • Me: hahaha! astute observation. i also think that toilet seat is one of the padded/squishy kind. terrible for the butt sweats.
  • Lara: Oh! Those always creep me out! They just seem less clean somehow.
  • Me: yeah, because things seep into the padding and get trapped in there. it's like unprotected sex: it may be feel better, but think about what you're risking!
  1. annlf reblogged this from laship and added:
    L+L, remember when we were gonna start a midwest nostalgia blog?
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